That’s it — I’m not allowed to leave the house anymore, because this is what happens when I go out:
Yes, that’s a sloth doorstop that I just bought from Kohl’s. I have no use for a doorstopper. I don’t have any doors in my home that need to be held open or stopped! But still I bought it.
Why, you might ask? I have no damn idea why. I obviously thought that it was cute, and it didn’t hurt that it was on sale. And then you get Kohl’s cash back when you make a purchase…
I’m a sucker alright and I think I need to put together a list of stores that I just shouldn’t go into during a pandemic…Kohl’s is definitely at the top of that list and Michael’s should be second.
Now where am I going to put my new doorstopper??
Notes from a Self Quarantine 