This morning I went to my typical Sunday morning yoga class at a local studio. I’m sitting at the traffic light waiting to turn into the parking lot, singing loudly along to the radio. I heard this weird snap, like I’d stepped on a piece of plastic. Nothing looked out of the ordinary, so when the light turned green, I drove into the parking lot.
It wasn’t until I turned my head to grab my bag with all my yoga stuff off the passenger seat that I felt a pinch on my face. The bottom frame of my cheap plastic sunglasses snapped in half! While they were on my face!
Now these sunglasses are just an inexpensive pair that I picked up at Target years ago, so I definitely got my money’s worth. And the broken plastic didn’t cut my face, there was no red mark and I wasn’t bleeding — that’s a win especially in 2020! It was pretty cold this morning, but cold enough to break plastic?? Or is my head just too damn big for these sunglasses…don’t answer that.
And I totally wore the broken sunglasses to drive home (and to walk across the parking lot to the studio) — it was bright out there this morning! I’ll have to go to Target later on and pick out a new pair of cheap plastic sunglasses because I am definitely not spending a ton of money on really expensive glasses, I’ll just lose those. Sure, my cheap Target glasses tried to maim me this morning, but I survived and I’ll just go pick out another pair.
Take that, 2020!
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